Why doesn’t anyone ask me what my dick-sucking experience is?
What those idiot pranksters remind me of.
People who say “Money can’t buy happiness” are either deluded, or they’ve never been without. Either way they can fuck off.
*patiently awaiting America’s domestic breakdown and plunge into full on civil war.*
It’s been two days since I posted up Beatrice’s character sheet and I am still obsessively checking every note please send help.
Preferably in the form of more beautiful motorcycle gijinka babies.
The prepared but undelivered “Moon Disaster” speech that was to be given by Nixon in the highly likely event that Neil Armstrong and Edwin Aldrin could not reunite with the Lunar Module. They would have been left to die on the moon:
“Fate has ordained that the men who went to the moon to explore in peace will stay on the moon to rest in peace. These brave men, Neil Armstrong and Edwin Aldrin, know that there is no hope for their recovery. But they also know that there is hope for mankind in their sacrifice. These two men are laying down their lives in mankind’s most noble goal: the search for truth and understanding. They will be mourned by their families and friends; they will be mourned by their nation; they will be mourned by the people of the world; they will be mourned by a Mother Earth that dared send two of her sons into the unknown. In their exploration, they stirred the people of the world to feel as one; in their sacrifice, they bind more tightly the brotherhood of man. In ancient days, men looked at stars and saw their heroes in the constellations. In modern times, we do much the same, but our heroes are epic men of flesh and blood. Others will follow, and surely find their way home. Man’s search will not be denied. But these men were the first, and they will remain the foremost in our hearts. For every human being who looks up at the moon in the nights to come will know that there is some corner of another world that is forever mankind.”
The amount of people that actually believe in a real life “purge event” akin to the movie is simply outrageous.
Colluding with amipiai to get more motorcycle gijinkas drawn. I am very excite.